Sanpixee The Alien: Ugh and Argh
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Ugh and Argh were 2 young friends who lived inside the sewer
Ugh bitched and moaned, croaked and groaned
A more cultured Argh wanted to go by “Peter”
Argh would go to above ground by himself to drank chai at noon with lemon
He would cross his legs and spike his tea with scotch imported from Yemen
Ugh spat at Argh, thought him snooty
So he thought up a scheme to maim Argh’s booty
He crept into the garden when the sun was high
Birds had drunk their dew, done their morning fly
Ugh the wicked – his eyes grew pale with evil
His brain a-working took the sharpest needle
Planted it neatly in the garden seat
Tucked it from sight, so perfect so neat
Argh came on schedule chewing an apple
Spat out the core, hugged his Kiwi snapple
Took out his teabag and proceeded to sit
When a young hummingbird from the canopy did flit
“Beware” she said “And mind your bum..
A creature was here, he so dirty so glum
He had spat in the meadow and came over here
He looked around…ooooh he had a horrid glare
Hurry back inside and punch his snout
Search his pockets turn them out
Your eyes will widen, your teeth will gnash
When his clothes betray a hidden stash.”
She flew away and Argh did heed
Thinking the young bird a friend indeed
He did all he was told and caught such fury
He convened the forest animals to form a jury
As to what to do with his former friend
And now this ditty must come to an end
Any ideas? A reply do send.
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