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10. People who still have their bluetooth in their ear when they haven’t used it for the past 4 hrs …and that use was for a 15 minute conversation.

9. The “Hey, are you sleeping?” question that makes you want to stab the person who interrupted your R.E.M. sleep foreplay session with Michael Ealy.

8. People who think that all liberals, and democrats do is raise taxes, hug trees and kill babies… damn those those gun-toting, Aryan-loving, confederate  flag-flying non-liberals!

7. When someone thinks its okay to squeeze into a pin-width space of seat on a city train.

Crypt Keeper

6. When snaggle toothed, hairy chinned, over-warted crypt-keeper person looks at your wonderfulness and says “When I was young I looked JUST like you!”  NO YOU DID NOT, TAKE IT BACK!!

5. When people get upset when someone tells their kid that Santa “Call-me-Klaus” Claus is fake, yet are visibly miffed when you like to open a meal with a prayer to God.

4. Why does no-one think “I forgot” is a genuine excuse? Damn you excuse-givers who have abused the sincerity out of this phrase.

3. When people who speak other languages get upset with you for not being able to understand their language, when you both reside in an English speaking country. (Note my grouse is with LANGUAGE; not ACCENT)

2. Stuff that has those tinkly, high-pitched, annoying, mouse-sounding jingles such as Christmas lights and several children’s toys I would personally like to take a hammer to.

1. Incessantly ringing + vibrating cell phones at left at top volume by their owner who is in a 3 hour meeting. And now you wonder why you have left your office singing Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello”

Lionel Richie - Hello