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When the world know you by one word, not a pesky surname, hyphenated name or the gross middle name – you are one step ahead in terms of social evolution.

I am not a superfan who can name every song ever produced, how many chart topping singles she has churned out and how many charities she donates to. I cannot neither give you details as to where I was when (insert some significant Madonna moment here) nor can I recite her birthplace and birthdate to you.

However, I can confidently say that Madonna is the M.A.N. I recently learned how tiny she was, not much over 5 feet I beleive,  so how is it that this human, when the other billion of us are insignificant, how is this human able to make herself known, more ubiquitous than the golden arches of McDonalds? Madonna is the M.A.N.

Morphing from blonde to brunette to black….we have seen Madonna commit what to other people, not only artists but what other people would consider social suicide. Not only has she changed hair color but also music genre, religion, speech patterns and sexuality in seamless a way as to appear unapologetic.

It is easy to see why those of weaker will have deitized her. This is because Madonna is the M.A.N.

Can you have it all though? Someone in Madonna’s shoes must be sacrificing some part of normal social development in order to remain relevant for over three decades. Is Madonna able to keep a man? Maintain a normal functioning relationship? She is an evolved being, well aware of her likes and dislikes, able to articulate her needs and is able to influence her environment to bend to her will. Is such a being who is so used to self sufficiency and able to sustain its own wants and needs – is that being capable of codependency? Is Madonna a man and woman combined, the perfect marriage and expression of male and female halves in one being? Is she as unneeding of an intimate relationship with another in the same way a biodome needs no sunlight? 

For someone like her, one would think you would have to transcend sex and sexulaity and intimacy to become abstinent or otherwise a creature with a voracious sexual appetite, unable to be sated by one mere mortal man. We already know that Madonna once embraced her sexual appetite during the times when the published her coffee table sexuality book “Erotica”. But where is she now though? At 50, she has spawned 2 children, a couple husbands and about 5 generations of human beings on all the continents are familiar with who she is. Does she still have sex? Is it for pleasure, pain or play…because I doubt it is for love. For a creature as self sufficient as Madonna, it must be hard to love another being unconditionally, submit totally to love the emotion, the ultimate task to love another being above herself.  Also, it must be easy to confuse the euphoric love, the symbiotic relationship she has with her fans with pure, unconditional love. While it is easy to think that someone like Madonna has it all, she may not. No human being does. We are all striving to have it all while giving up something – all of us, no exceptions… Superevolved Madonna is still the M.A.N.

It appears that right now she may just grow a dick and suck it herself.